Quote by Phyllis Diller

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, F

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In this quote, the speaker humorously responds to being asked to talk about their husband by saying, "short and cheap." The phrase is sarcastic and indicates that the speaker perceives their husband as someone who does not possess exceptional qualities or merits worthy of extensive praise. The quote can be interpreted as a lighthearted jibe towards their spouse, employing dry wit to deliver a playful comment about their husband's perceived traits.

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