Quote by Ron White

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a coll

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker possesses a significant number of cigars, emphasizing that they are not just for display but intended to be enjoyed by smoking each one. The remark highlights their enthusiasm and determination to savor each cigar rather than simply collecting them for aesthetic reasons.

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