Quote by Henny Youngman

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. I

Summary

This quote expresses a humorous and ironical perspective on a long-term committed relationship. The speaker claims to have been in love with the same woman for a significant period of time but also suggests that if his spouse discovers this love, it will have dire consequences. The quote plays on the idea of monogamy and highlights the lengths one might go to protect their relationship while adding a touch of comic exaggeration to lighten the sentiment.

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By Henny Youngman

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