I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

The world gels better every day -- then worse again in the evening.

Kin Hubbard

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

Steven Wright

The most dangerous untruths are truths slightly distorted.

G. C. (Georg Christoph) Lichtenb

I don't diet, I don't do fads, I've just decided to not eat carbs. So no more bread and pasta for the month. I can't live without chocolate, though. I've always got a bar in my handbag. It has to be 72%. Any less and it's too sweet, any more and it's inedible. Like I said, I'm very particular.

Nancy Meyers

I don't want to just be in the normal kind of teen movie.

Stephen Dorff

no matter how ugly the world gets or how stupid it shows me it is, I always have faith

Gerard Way

One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty counsels. The thing to do is to supply light and not heat.

Woodrow Wilson

If you find a good solution and become attached to it, the solution may become your next problem.

Dr. Robert Anthony

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Victoria Beckham

Sure my rose-colored glasses don't let me see the world for what it is NOW but what they allow is the chance to see what the world would look like if people cared enough to plant more roses

Matthew Goldfinger

Bowed by the weight of centuries he leansUpon his hoe and gazes on the ground,The emptiness of ages in his face,And on his back the burden of the world.Who made him dead to rapture and despair,A thing that grieves not and that never hopes,Stolid and stunned, a brother to the ox?Who loosened and let down this brutal jaw?Whose was the hand that slanted back this brow?Whose breath blew out the light within this brain?

Edwin Markham, The Man with the

People must be taken as they are, and we should never try make them or ourselves better by quarreling with them.

Edmund Burke