I've never had any illusions about being a lead actor in films, because lead actors have to be of a certain kind. Apart from the beauty of looks and figure, which I cannot claim to have, there's just a particular kind of ordinary-Joe quality that a film star needs to have.

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

Bill Cosby

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Abraham Lincoln

I did skit comedy online for many years, beginning around 2001. Around 2006 I started watching a lot of food television and got re-interested in food. I come from a very food-obsessed family. But I also wanted to do my own thing, which was the comedy.

Nadia Giosia

So long as you've got your friends about you, and a good positive attitude, you don't really have to care what everyone else thinks.

Gail Porter

The only failure one should fear, is not hugging to the purpose they see as best.

George Eliot

You can't fatten the pig on market day.

John Howard

She lifts a bowl of kheer and her thoughts, flittering like dusty sparrows in a brown back alley, turn a sudden kingfisher blue.

Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

Most obstacles are imaginary; the rest are only temporary.

Scott Sorrell

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

Mark Twain

Purity of heart is blooming the same colors in the middle of the wilderness when no one sees you.

Vanna Bonta

I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.

Terry Pratchett

Tears are the silent language of grief.

Voltaire