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I've never had an intelligent conversation with a beautiful woman. But then, I've never had an intelligent conversation. Or talked to a beautiful woman.

I've never had an intelligent conversation with a beautiful

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This quote humorously suggests that the speaker has had no intelligent conversations in general, whether it be with a beautiful woman or anyone else. By merging two false situations, the quote intentionally plays with the idea of the speaker's lack of intellect or experience in engaging in meaningful discussions. It serves as a self-deprecating remark, highlighting the speaker's humor and perhaps revealing a sense of loneliness or missed opportunities for connection.

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