Quote by Elayne Boosler

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so t

Summary

This quote reflects a person's desire to avoid societal judgment and stigmatization associated with being single. The individual feels compelled to create a fictitious marital status to conform to society's expectations and avoid potential scrutiny. It hints at the pressures imposed by societal norms, as well as the fear of being perceived as inadequate or flawed for not conforming to traditional notions of marriage.

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By Elayne Boosler

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