When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police.

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Shirley MacLaine

We've had Town Hall meetings, we've witnessed election after election, in which the American people have taken a position on the President's health care bill. And the bottom line is the people don't like this bill. They don't want it.

Eric Cantor

The most delightful pleasures cloy without variety.

Publilius Syrus

President Bush has a record of cutting taxes, has provided a prescription drug benefit for seniors, has upheld the Second Amendment and remains committed to stopping liberal activists judges who are redefining marriage.

Bill Shuster

One way or another, I think we are all destined to learn the same lessons in life. Universal truths are universal truths. They cannot be changed.?

Richelle E. Goodrich

I believe in general in a dualism between facts and the ideas of those facts in human heads.

George Santayana, The Letters of

Mankind are an incorrigible race. Give them but bugbears and idols -- it is all that they ask; the distinctions of right and wrong, of truth and falsehood, of good and evil, are worse than indifferent to them.

William Hazlitt

My message is that God is a good God.

Joel Osteen

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Evan Esar

We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.

George Bernard Shaw

For after all, what is there behind, except money? Money for the right kind of education, money for influential friends, money for leisure and peace of mind, money for trips to Italy. Money writes books, money sells them. Give me not righteousness, O lord, give me money, only money.

George Orwell

When we see one another in heaven, we will have beautiful bodies that will far surpass the beauty of our bodies on this earth.

Paul Enns