Quote by Lyndon B. Johnson

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same

Summary

This quote criticizes Jerry Ford's perceived lack of intelligence by suggesting that he is unable to perform two simple tasks simultaneously - namely, farting and chewing gum. It conveys a sense of disdain and mocks Ford's intellectual abilities, implying that he is incapable of handling even the most basic multitasking activities.

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Presidency

By Lyndon B. Johnson

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