Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.

I feel, sometimes, as the renaissance man must have felt in finding new riches at every point and in the certainty that unexplored areas of knowledge and experience await at every turn.

Polykarp Kusch

I should like you to remember two or three fixed principles which shine through all the history of mankind. The first is that mere bigness is not greatness. There is no dignity, no nobleness, in mere bulk. The true greatness of a nation depends upon the character of its ethical ideal and the energy with which it pursues it. I count it a peculiar good fortune for the American nation that it was conceived in liberty and intelligence and swaddled in order and justice, and that its early years were watched over by men who saw in such an organization the best hopes of the human race. But the baptism of the fathers does not guarantee the consecration of their children; and the republic can be kept true to its ideals only by the devoted efforts of each succeeding generation. Thus is it the privilege of the quiet scholar, who sees and speaks the truth, to shape from his study the policy of nations and the course of history.

Jacob Gould Schurman, Excerpt fr

For organizations and employees alike, the only real security is the ability to grow, change and adapt.

Kearney

Only useless things are indispensable.

Francis Picabia

As with most phobias, the fear of flying does make some sense, but if ever there was a fear worth quashing then this is it. After all, life is short, and there's a great big world to explore out there.

Beth Ditto

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.

H. P. Lovecraft

I think Gadhafi is on the mark. And up until this point in time, I think they truly want to turn this around and become a positive player with the West after years and years of terrorism and stagnation.

Curt Weldon

No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.

Source Unknown

No one knows who is listening, say nothing you would not wish put in the newspapers.

C. H. (Charles Haddon) Spurgeon

I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.

Barry Goldwater

In the annals of history, few men have left a more positive imprint on the world than Pope John Paul II.

Vito Fossella

I do believe in praising that which deserves to be praised.

Dean Smith