Quote by Mitch Hedberg

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker has chosen and verified the humor in the given jokes. By stating that the jokes are pre-approved, the speaker implies that they have determined the jokes to be genuinely amusing or entertaining. The quote could also convey a sense of confidence or authority that the jokes will indeed be enjoyable to others.

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By Mitch Hedberg

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