Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.

Horse-play, romping, frequent and loud fits of laughter, jokes, and indiscriminate familiarity, will sink both merit and knowledge into a degree of contempt. They compose at most a merry fellow; and a merry fellow was never yet a respectable man.

Lord Chesterfield

He that walketh with wise men shall be wise.

Bible

We are always too busy for our children; we never give them the time or interest they deserve. We lavish gifts upon them; but the most precious gift, our personal association, which means so much to them, we give grudgingly.

Mark Twain

You gave me forever within the numbered days and I'm grateful - Hazel Lancaster to Augustus Waters

John Green

Honesty, disinterestedness and good nature are indispensable to procure the esteem and confidence of those with whom we live, and on whose esteem our happiness depends.

Thomas Jefferson

One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.

Honore de Balzac

Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.

Abigail Adams

It may be a cliche, but it's true - the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself.

Julie Burchill

There is a general knowledge that I am multi-dimensional, that when you are creative you do a lot of things.

Suzanne Somers

If one must fight or create, it is necessary that this be preceded by the broadest possible knowledge.

Karel Capek

The wise are wise only because they love.

Paulo Coelho

My relationship with my father is pretty non-existent.

Joey Lauren Adams