Quote by Jarod Kintz

I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit. ?


I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the perspective someone may have when they mention owning a small condo with a view of water, but in reality, it is just a cup of water on the floor below their unit. It satirizes the idea of exaggerating or boasting about one's living situation or possessions, emphasizing the lack of grandeur in reality compared to what might be initially assumed or conveyed.

By Jarod Kintz
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