Quote by Hugh Laurie

I just read an 800-page history of the Scottish Enlightenment and, honestly, I may as well just start it again now, because I cannot remember a single thing. I can barely remember where Scotland is.

I just read an 800-page history of the Scottish Enlightenmen

Summary

In this humorous quote, the speaker humorously expresses their perception of feeling overwhelmed by the extensive reading they have done on the Scottish Enlightenment. Despite dedicating significant time to studying an 800-page history, they humorously admit their inability to recall any information, emphasizing their lack of retention. The mention of not remembering where Scotland is further amplifies the exaggerated exasperation experienced by the speaker, highlighting the extent of their struggles in recalling the knowledge gained from their reading.

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By Hugh Laurie

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