Just recently I was in Target with my mom shopping, and out of the blue, I see this father and his two daughters and he says, 'Can they get a picture with you?' And I'm thinking to myself, 'Am I the one millionth customer or something?'

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

Ambrose Bierce

The human animal cannot be trusted for anything good except en masse. The combined thought and action of the whole people of any race, creed or nationality, will always point in the right direction.

Harry S Truman

This is all the inheritance I give to my dear family. The religion of Christ will give them one which will make them rich indeed.

Patrick Henry

The simplest school boy is now familiar with truths for which Archimedes would have sacrificed his life.

Ernest Renan

Marriage is the tomb of love.

Giacomo Casanova

Behind all their personal vanity, women themselves always have an impersonal contempt for woman.

Friedrich Nietzsche

What is being talked about now is the probability of the Sharon government launching an attack against Lebanon to eliminate the resistance of Hezbollah by using the American war against Iraq. But, of course, in this case, we will certainly fight with all our strength.

Hassan Nasrallah

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances.

Aristotle

Poetry is a form of mathematics, a highly rigorous relationship with words.

Tahar Ben Jelloun

America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.

Georges Clemenceau

When work is a pleasure, life is joy.! When work is a duty, life is slavery.

Maxim Gorky

You always pass failure on the way to success.

Mickey Rooney