Quote by John Green

He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. So what's your theory?

He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid

Summary

This quote implies that the speaker recognizes the individual's investigative abilities and sarcastically suggests that they possess all the quintessential qualities of a detective - a gun, a gut instinct, and multiple failed marriages. The speaker then prompts the person to share their theory, indicating their curiosity or belief in their abilities. It highlights the idea that the individual has displayed a curiosity or observational skills akin to a detective, despite not possessing traditional detective attributes.

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Police Detective Sarcasm

By John Green

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