The key to accepting responsibility for your life is to accept the fact that your choices, every one of them, are leading you inexorably to either success or failure, however you define those terms.

Do you know what amazes me more than anything else? The impotence of force to organize anything.

Napoleon Bonaparte

When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going there was no reason to quit.

Jeff Dunham

First melted off the hope of youth Then Fancy's rainbow fast withdrew And then experience told me truth In mortal bosoms never grew 'Twas grief enough to think mankind All hollow servile insincere But worse to trust to my own mind And find the same corruption there

Emily Bronte

Denial exists because human infants, though equipped with trust-o-meters, are built to trust, blindly and absolutely, any older person who wanders past.

Martha Beck

I never really studied business in school. I kind of wish I had, but how boring is that?

Mick Jagger

I think mistakes are the essence of science and law. It's impossible to conceive of either scientific progress or legal progress without understanding the important role of being wrong and of mistakes.

Alan Dershowitz

Be careful about lending a friend money. It may damage her memory.

Source Unknown

There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to expect too much but then, if one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better we find comfort somewhere.

Jane Austen

Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

Sharon Stone

A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still

Friedrich Nietzsche

While he was not as dumb as an ox, he was not any smarter either.

James Thurber

Smile. Your eyes sparkle when you do.

Coco J. Ginger