Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the bird

Summary

This quote expresses a disturbing and concerning behavior by someone's children. It suggests that the kids harm worms by taping them to the sidewalk and then find amusement in observing the birds' reactions. The quote implies a lack of empathy and raises questions about the values and upbringing of these children. It serves as a reminder of the importance of teaching compassion and kindness from a young age.

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