Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She was known as a two bagger. That's when a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks

I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She was known as a tw

Summary

This quote is offensive and derogatory, promoting negativity and disrespect toward others based on appearance. It serves as an example of making hurtful jokes about someone's physical appearance, perpetuating shallow societal standards, and encouraging objectification. It is important to reject such comments, promote inclusivity, and foster a culture of respect and kindness for all individuals.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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