I knew a girl that was so ugly that... The last time I saw a mouth like hers it had a hook on the end of it.

Democrats believe that the federal government is not our enemy, it's our partner.

George McGovern

Surrealism does not allow those who devote themselves to it to forsake it whenever they like. There is every reason to believe that it acts on the mind very much as drugs do; like drugs, it creates a certain state of need and can push man to frightful revolts.

Andre Breton

Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

College isn't the place to go for ideas.

Helen Keller

How nice-to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.

Kurt Vonnegut

If you need food stamps, you should meet the criteria.

Bob Goodlatte

Wealth is not without its advantages and the case to the contrary, although it has often been made, has never proved widely persuasive.

John Kenneth Galbraith

We are great fools: He has spent his life in idleness. We say, I have done nothing today. Really, have you not lived? This is not only the most fundamental but the most illustrious of your occupations

Michel de Montaigne, Of Experien

I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.

David Sedaris

Make progress one time and it makes you happy. Make progress day after day, week after week and it makes you a champion.

Greg Werner

Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire the other is to get it.

George Bernard Shaw

I am a child of Hollywood and dreams. To me, to be on the red carpet is the best place in the world.

Steven Cojocaru