Quote by Joan Rivers

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys w

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker grew up feeling unwanted or neglected, seen through the unconventional bath toys they were given as a child. The choice of a toaster and radio instead of traditional toys implies a lack of thoughtfulness or care on the part of their caregivers. The quote cleverly encapsulates the speaker's perception of being unloved and highlights their ability to find humor in the situation.

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By Joan Rivers

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