Quote by George Carlin

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas?

Summary

This quote is a sarcastic remark that makes light of the high number of executions that occur in the state of Texas. The line suggests that the positive aspect of these executions is that it reduces the population of Texans. However, its intention is to emphasize the dark irony behind the statement, highlighting the controversial nature of the death penalty as a means of population control.

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