You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.

Unequal combinations are always disadvantageous to the weaker side.

Oliver Goldsmith

There is no man more dangerous, in a position of power, than he who refuses to accept as a working truth the idea that all a man does should make for rightness and soundness, that even the fixing of a tariff rate must be moral.

Ida Tarbell

Most women are one man away from welfare.

Gloria Steinem

My country right or wrong; when right, to keep her right; when wrong, to put her right.

Carl Schurz

Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are travelling the dark journey with us. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind.

Henri Frederic Amiel

Sharing and giving are the ways of God.

American Indian Proverb, Sauk

And initially, a lot of companies avoid trying to make a really radical new kind of title for a new system, because that would involve learning a new machine and learning how to make the new title at the same time.

Trip Hawkins

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Frank Lloyd Wright

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

Mark Twain

Suffer not yourselves to be betrayed with a kiss. Ask yourselves how this gracious reception of our petition comports with those warlike preparations which cover our waters and darken our land. Are fleets and armies necessary to a work of love and reconciliation? Have we shown ourselves so unwilling to be reconciled, that force must be called in to win back our love? Let us not deceive ourselves, sir. These are the implements of war and subjugationthe last arguments to which kings resort.

Patrick Henry

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

Steven Wright

Pity is for living, envy is for dead.

Mark Twain