Do you know how there are moments when the world moves so slowly you can feel your bones shifting, your mind tumbling? When you think that no matter what happens to you for the rest of your life, you will remember every last detail of that one minute forever?

Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.

Yiddish Proverb

In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same.

Albert Einstein

We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak.

Sir Eric Geddes

When walking through the valley of shadows, remember, a shadow is cast by a Light.

H.K. Barclay

profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and eyes to you.

Kurt Vonnegut

Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door.

George Edward Moore

You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.

Dorothy Parker

I've learned that football sometimes was an outlet. It was a way for me to release anger, release frustration.

Emmitt Smith

Trifles light as air are to the jealous confirmations strong as proofs of holy writ.

William Shakespeare

So if you care to find me/Look to the western sky/As someone told me lately/Everyone deserves the chance to fly!/And if I'm flying solo/At least I'm flying free/Tell those who'd ground me/Take a message back from me/Tell them how I am defying gravity!/I'm flying high defying gravity/And soon I'll match them in renown./And nobody in all of Oz/No Wizard that there is or was/Is ever gonna bring me down!/

Stephen Schwartz

I fear those big words which make us so unhappy.

James Joyce

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Garrison Keillor