You know all the surveys say that evangelicals have the best sex life of any other group.

The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he had ever seen.

Neil Gaiman

Have a deep respect for the source of life and also for the ocean, for the forest, for the stars and for the truth.

Source Unknown

Just as war is too important to leave it to the generals, science and technology are too important to leave in the hands of the experts.

Sheldon Rampton

There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's a normal marriage.

Phil McGraw

You know, I did not like being famous. It was a stressful and ugly time, and I'm glad it's over.

Diablo Cody

The constitution vests the power of declaring war in Congress therefore no offensive expedition of importance can be undertaken until after they shall have deliberated upon the subject and authorized such a measure.

George Washington

I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty, than those attending too small a degree of it.

Thomas Jefferson

Hurry means that we gather impressions but have no experiences, that we collect acquaintances but make no friends, that we attend meetings but experience no encounter. We must recover eternity if we are to find time, and eternity is what Jesus came to restore. For without it, there can be no charity.

D.T. Niles

A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions.

George Eliot

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Confucius

It is a good rule to face difficulties at the time they arise and not allow them to increase unacknowledged.

Edward W. Ziegler

Soldiers can sometimes make decisions that are smarter than the orders they've been given.

Orson Scott Card