Quote by Rush Limbaugh

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choi

Summary

This quote is meant to be a sarcastic or humorous remark, suggesting that the drug test for employees or residents of the White House is not very rigorous or strict. By stating that it is "multiple choice," it implies that it may be an easy, low-stakes process, not requiring much effort or accuracy. This quote highlights the irony or absurdity of a serious matter like drug testing being simplified in such a way.

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By Rush Limbaugh

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