We could do it, you know.What?Leave the district. Run off. Live in the woods. You and I, we could make it.

There is something pagan in me that I cannot shake off. In short, I deny nothing, but doubt everything.

Lord (George Gordon) Byron

When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going there was no reason to quit.

Jeff Dunham

Getting anything changes it from being desirable to just being taken for granted.

Source Unknown

For pleasure has no relish unless we share it.

Virginia Woolf

OK, so my parents were married in 1955 and my mom knew my dad was gay and my dad knew he was gay and so I was, like, 'Why in the heck did you get married?' Like, what was going on? What was that time? It's like this crazy paradox that my whole life is based on, or my family's based on. So I spent a lot of time trying to understand '55.

Mike Mills

The mark of Friendship is not that help will be given when the pinch comes (of course it will) but that, having been given, it makes no difference at all.

C.S. Lewis

Failure is the tuition you pay for success.

Walter Brunell

She hadn't lied. She hadn't betrayed anyone's trust; still, she felt she had done something wrong. Or rather, she had not yet done the right thing. Was there a difference between these two sins?

Michael David Lukas

I don't describe myself as a Christian or religious, but I like to think that how I live my life is honest.

Iris Dement

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

Rodney Dangerfield

A lot of young filmmakers bring their movies to my dad because he always gives lots of good editing ideas and notes. He'd be a good film professor.

Sofia Coppola

I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?

Monty Python