Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!

Resist this war on God, freedom of religion and freedom of speech.

Benjamin Carson

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Mae West

Youth is too tumultuous for felicity; old age too insecure for happiness. The period most favorable to enjoyment, in a vigorous, fortunate, and generous life, is that between forty and sixty.

Christian Nevell Bovee

Handsome is as handsome does.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Charity creates a multitude of sins.

Oscar Wilde

When an individual is kept in a situation of inferiority, the fact is that he does become inferior.

Simone de Beauvoir

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

W. C. Fields

I would love to be associated with some sports organization. I was a journalism major. That's kind of intriguing, to do something in the political-commentary arena.

J. C. Watts

Beauty provokes harassment, the law says, but it looks through men's eyes when deciding what provokes it.

Naomi Wolf

I never wanted to go on stage alone because if you mess up, who can you blame?

Patti LaBelle

Because to confide a part of your soul to something that can think and move for itself is obviously a very risky business.

J.K. Rowling

Science is an essentially anarchic enterprise: theoretical anarchism is more humanitarian and more likely to encourage progress than its law-and-order alternatives.

Paul Karl Feyerabend