Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.

Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after m

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker had a frightening encounter near a cemetery where two individuals were chasing them with shovels. The emphasized motive behind this alarming incident is revealed to be money. The quote implies that potentially these individuals were willing to resort to extreme actions to acquire financial gain.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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