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The Laws of Clothing Shopping:If you like it, they don't have it in your size.If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it.If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wear it.If the shoe fits, its ugly.

The Laws of Clothing Shopping:If you like it, they don't hav

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the challenges often faced while shopping for clothing. It playfully suggests that there are several "laws" that seem to govern the experience. The first law states that if you find something you like, it's unlikely to be available in your size. The second law suggests that even if it fits, the desired item may be too expensive. The third law humorously indicates that if you can afford it and it fits perfectly, it will probably fall apart after the first wear. Lastly, it humorously suggests that if a shoe fits, it's likely to be unattractive.

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