Quote by David Mellor

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted,

Summary

This quote humorously compares lawyers to rhinoceroses, highlighting three attributes commonly associated with both. Firstly, it suggests that lawyers are thick-skinned, meaning they are resilient and unaffected by criticism or adversity. Secondly, it implies that lawyers can be short-sighted, potentially referring to their ability to focus on immediate goals rather than long-term consequences. Lastly, the quote suggests that lawyers are always ready to charge, reflecting their readiness to aggressively pursue their clients' interests or fight on their behalf in legal matters. Overall, the quote uses playful imagery to portray lawyers' characteristics in a concise and memorable manner.

By David Mellor

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