Quote by Fred Allen

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the colleg

Summary

This quote is a humorous remark highlighting the speaker's exceptional understanding and mastery of the law. It suggests that their legal knowledge allowed them to successfully sue their own college for some perceived wrongdoing, leading to a court victory and the reimbursement of their tuition fees. The quote playfully illustrates the speaker's confidence and ability to use their legal skills for personal gain.

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Graduation

By Fred Allen

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