At least three times every day take a moment and ask yourself what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage to build your life around your answer.

It's funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. They're usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate.

Sloane Crosley

History is written by the victors.

Winston Churchill

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

Winston Churchill

All people are equal, it is not birth, it is virtue alone that makes the difference.

Voltaire (FrançoisMarie Arouet)

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory.

Oscar Wilde

What the lion cannot manage to do the fox can.

Proverb

Not a single right is indestructible: a new might can at any time abolish it, hence, man possesses not a single permanent right. God is Might (and He is shifty, malicious, and uncertain).

Mark Twain

The faces that have charmed us the most escape us the soonest.

Sir Walter Scott

Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.

Ruby Wax

A good deed never goes unpunished.

Gore Vidal

First, I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation.

John W. Thompson

Love is all you need.

Paul McCartney