Let sinful bachelors their woes deplore; full well they merit all they feel, and more: unaw by precepts, human or divine, like birds and beasts, promiscuously they join.

If this book has made any point clear, I hope it's that things don't have to be real to be true. Or vice versa.

Grant Morrison

Crazy isn't a condition it's a place and it exists somewhere between Love and Oblivion

Stanley Victor Paskavich

Corruption, the most infallible symptom of constitutional liberty.

Edward Gibbon

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

Burt Lancaster

If you start to disrespect the character you're playing, or play it too much for laughs, that can work for a sketch, it will sell some gags, but it's all technique. It's like watching a juggler - you can be impressed by it, but it's not going to touch you in any way.

Steve Coogan

The perception of the comic is a tie of sympathy with other men.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

All of us, who are members of the Germanic peoples, can be happy and thankful that once in thousands of years fate has given us, from among the Germanic peoples, such a genius, a leader, our Fuehrer Adolf Hitler, and you should be happy to be allowed to work with us.

Heinrich Himmler

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude

Zig Ziglar

'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,' that is allYe know on Earth, and all ye need to know.

John Keats

Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment.

Edwin P. Whipple

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

Elayne Boosler

The aphorism in which I am the first master among Germans, are the forms of eternity; my ambition is to say in ten sentences what everyone else says in a book -- what everyone else does not say in a book.

Friedrich Nietzsche