From lies to forgeries the step is not so long, and I have written technical essays on the logic of forgeries and on the influence of forgeries on history.

One night I came home very late. It was the next night.

Steven Wright

It is in your hands to make life miserable or happy. No religion, spiritual leaders or knowledge will ever make you fully satisfied.

Santosh Kalwar

You don't always get what you ask for, but you never get what you don't ask for... unless it's contagious!

Franklyn Broude

We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield and patriot grave, to every living heart and hearth-stone, all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.

Abraham Lincoln, First inaugural

Friendship's the wine of life: but friendship new... is neither strong nor pure.

Edward Young

At eighty-eight how do you feel when getting up in the morning?...Amazed!

Ludwig von Mises

You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.

Jay Leno

You always look on the dark side of life. I believe in capturing the moment...Joy is so fleeting. You never know when it might be snatched away.

Susan Wiggs

To truly cherish the things that are important to you, you must first discard those that have outlived their purpose. And if you no longer need them, then that is neither wasteful nor shameful. Can you truthfully say that you treasure something buried so deeply in a cupboard or drawer that you have forgotten its existence?

Marie Kondo

The only thing bigger than God`s great universe is man`s ego.

Gary Sevakis

The drive toward complex technical achievement offers a clue to why the U.S. is good at space gadgetry and bad at slum problems.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

Rush Limbaugh