Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are travelling the dark journey with us. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind.

My sex life is terrible, my wife put a mirror over the dogs bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.

Rodney Dangerfield

In essence I find that the foundation of modern conservatism is driven by a clinging to God in fear of the world, whereas the foundation of modern liberalism is a clinging to the world in fear of God; albeit, the true foundation should be one's clinging to God in fear of God.

Criss Jami

Quality is a direct experience independent of and prior to intellectual abstractions.

Robert M. Pirsig

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

Robert A. Heinlein

If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.

Bauvard

Labor is the fabled magician's wand, the philosophers stone, and the cap of good fortune.

James Weldon Johnson

Despair ruins some, presumption many

Benjamin Franklin

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising budget is big enough.

Ed Rollins

Above all things let us never forget that mankind constitutes one great brotherhood all born to encounter suffering and sorrow, and therefore bound to sympathize with each other.

Albert Pike

I don't feel any pressure. I just try to stay calm, follow my game plan and try not to overthrown.

Dwight Gooden

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.

Oscar Wilde

We have seen that the American Constitution has changed, is changing, and by the law of its existence must continue to change, in its substance and practical working even when its words remain the same.

James Bryce