Life is too short to worry about anything. You had better enjoy it because the next day promises nothing.

It seems to me that there must be an ecological limit to the number of paper pushers the earth can sustain, and that human civilization will collapse when the number of, say, tax lawyers exceeds the world's total population of farmers, weavers, fisherpersons, and pediatric nurses.

Barbara Ehrenreich

Facts are not science - as the dictionary is not literature.

Martin H. Fischer

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.

Dave Barry

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

H. L. Mencken

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

Elmer G. Letterman

The secret of man's success resides in his insight into the mood's of people, and his tact in dealing with them.

Josiah Gilbert Holland

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith.

Andy Williams

When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.

Rodney Dangerfield

When I see these young girls who are dreaming the dream that I'm living, it's very very exciting and it puts a big smile on my face.

Sue Wicks

But the leaders of the OIC could not even accept Mahathir's proposal, yet they talk about respect and honour.

Abu Bakar Bashir

The most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card.

Michael Lipsey

I didn't want kids to think that to be happy, they had to be famous or rich or live in the big city.

Dan Savage