Quote by Eddie Izzard

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Summary

This quote is a humorous play on words, using a metaphor to compare preferences for both coffee and women. The speaker is implying that they prefer their coffee (and women) to be in a plastic cup, suggesting a preference for convenience and simplicity. It uses the juxtaposition of coffee and women to create a lighthearted and absurd comparison, meant to evoke humor.

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By Eddie Izzard

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