I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of that.

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

Tallulah Bankhead

There is still a future with music, because people want music.

Maynard James Keenan

Progress is not an illusion, it happens, but it is slow and invariably disappointing.

George Orwell

Raising taxes is the last thing we should do amid the weakest economic recovery since World War II. Unfortunately, even if we avoid the full 'Taxmageddon' scenario, President Obama's health care law also contains a new surtax on investment that will take effect in 2013.

John Cornyn

The greatest art is to shape the quality of the day.

Henry David Thoreau

Aereo is the first potentially transformative technology that has the chance to give people access to broadcast television delivered over the Internet to any device, large or small, they desire. No wires, no new boxes or remotes, portable everywhere there's an Internet connection in the world - truly a revolutionary product.

Barry Diller

Change starts when someone sees the next step.

William Drayton

My father probably thought the capital of the world was wherever he was at the time. It couldn't possibly be anyplace else. Where he and his wife were in their own home, that, for them, was the capital of the world.

Bob Dylan

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.

Dale Carnegie

I hope that real love and truth are stronger in the end than any evil or misfortune in the world.

Charles Dickens

We are made happy when reason can discover no occasion for it. The memory of some past moments is more persuasive than the experience of present ones. There have been visions of such breadth and brightness that these motes were invisible in their light.

Henry David Thoreau

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.

Matt Stone