I like to smile. I smile even when I'm nervous since it calms me down and shows my friendliness.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Casey Stengel

I cooked at the White House for Easter, last year, with Michelle Obama. But it more had to do with cooking from the organic garden, and her message. I took my daughter and granddaughter there, and they were really charming, it was great.

Jacques Pepin

The truth shall set you free.

Bible

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau

You know, it shouldn't just be about women as heroic figures overcoming things, it just needs to be about women in general getting the opportunity to play a multitude of roles, telling a multitude of stories - just to express human experience from a woman's perspective. I hope, someday, we can get to that point. I'm all about representation.

Diablo Cody

Sestrilla, hafelinaJue amourasestrillaAwou jue selavienaEn patre jueTranslation:Beloved one, little catI love you for all timeIn this timeAnd all others

Christine Feehan

Happy the man who can endure the highest and the lowest fortune. He, who has endured such vicissitudes with equanimity, has deprived misfortune of its power.

Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

My cousins gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.

Rodney Dangerfield

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds.

Will Durant

Mine is the first generation able to contemplate the possibility that we may live our entire lives without going to war or sending our children to war.

Tony Blair

It's such an amazing thing to be loved for who you are.

Debra Winger

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'

George Carlin