Quote by Demetri Martin

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast

Summary

This quote is a play on words and uses humor to describe the speaker's choice of using 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on their toast. The speaker employs sarcasm by stating that they like to be incredulous or disbelieving even when it comes to something as simple as breakfast. They playfully exaggerate the experience by describing it as unbeatable or unbelievable, highlighting the absurdity of their statement and adding a humorous tone to their explanation.

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