Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not colo

Summary

This quote is a humorous play on the idea of wearing lipstick. It suggests that the color of the lipstick is not the crucial aspect, but rather accepting the natural shape and outline of one's lips, as determined by a higher authority - God. It implies that prioritizing one's natural features and being comfortable with them is more important than trying to conform to societal beauty standards.

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By Jerry Seinfeld

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