A little credulity helps one on through life very smoothly.

Wherefore, I beseech you let the dog and the onions and these people of the strange and godless names work out their several salvations from their piteous and wonderful difficulties without help of mine, for indeed their trouble is sufficient as it is, whereas an I tried to help I should but damage their cause the more and yet mayhap not live myself to see the desolation wrought.

Mark Twain

A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.

Robert Southey

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you … we are in charge of our Attitudes.

Charles R. Swindoll

I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife.

Larry Hagman

You sleep safe in your beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do you harm.possible source: bbc broadcast april 4, 1942

George Orwell, (attributed)

Until you value yourself, you won't value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.

M. Scott Peck

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes.

Maimonides

With an evening coat and a white tie, anybody, even a stock broker, can gain a reputation for being civilized.

Oscar Wilde

As adults feign disinterest in science - children can grab hold of it to distinguish themselves.

Norman Macleod

People who are good at film have a relationship with the camera.

Fiona Shaw

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

Rita Rudner

Sometimes it takes a meltdown to cool down.

Evinda Lepins