Quote by Mindy Kaling

When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.

When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these c

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This quote reflects the creative imaginings of the speaker as a child. It highlights a play they created featuring different characters living in a haunted house, including a witch and mummy. The quote captures a humorous moment when a character who purchased the house questions the others about who is responsible for paying the mortgage. It showcases the playful and whimsical nature of the speaker's childhood imagination and their ability to find humor in unexpected situations.

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By Mindy Kaling

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