Quote by Terry Pratchett

If they look as though they're worried, we'll move in.''And do what exactly?' said Polly.'Threaten to shoot them,' said Maladict firmly.'And if they don't believe us?''Then we'll threaten to shoot them ,' said Maladict. 'Happy? And I hope to hell they've got some coffee!

If they look as though they're worried, we'll move in.''And

Summary

This quote, from Terry Pratchett's "Monstrous Regiment," highlights a humorous and absurd approach to handling a potentially dangerous situation. When faced with a worrisome situation, the characters suggest using the threat of violence as a way to gain control. The humorous tone and repetition of shooting as a threat emphasize the absurdity of this plan. Additionally, the mention of coffee adds to the comical element, further exemplifying the lighthearted nature of the quote.

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By Terry Pratchett

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