In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets you may not find something to laugh about immediately.

We will stand up for our friends in the world. And one of the most important friends is the State of Israel. My administration will be steadfast in support Israel against terrorism and violence, and in seeking the peace for which all Israelis pray.

George W. Bush

The lessons taught in great books are misleading. The commerce in life is rarely so simple and never so just.

Anita Brookner

At the end of the day, money is just a proxy for votes. That is what makes politics so vulnerable to social media.

Sean Parker

I did not resign from politics because of Bofors. I resigned because I do not know how to play petty politics. I did not know back then and I don't know now either.

Amitabh Bachchan

Joanna points her camera at a section of society unused to having cameras pointed at it. But I don't know about categorizing them in terms of class I'm a bit wary of that. My dad is the son of a shipbuilder.

Tom Hiddleston

You get what anybody gets - you get a lifetime.

Neil Gaiman

To long a sacrifice can make a stone of a heart

W.B. Yeats

It gets stuck in lingo

Paul Grupe

We believe that to govern perfectly it is necessary to avoid governing too much.

James Hilton

Love not the flower they pluck and know it not, And all their botany is Latin names

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every once in a while, you live long enough to get the respect that people didn't want to give while you were trying to become a senior citizen.

Gil Scott-Heron

This is the true joy in life - being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one.

George Bernard Shaw