Lookit that, he said. A lawyer who knows how to do something useful. That's a miracle.

Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.

Evan Davis

I am on the power toothbrush train and I'm asking people to try to using an Oral B power toothbrush. I just started using one and I cannot believe that I waited this long to use a power toothbrush. It's so much easier than using a manual toothbrush.

Sherri Shepherd

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Croesus said to Cambyses; That peace was better than war; because in peace the sons did bury their fathers, but in wars the fathers did bury their sons.

Francis Bacon

I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see this blond, blue-eyed girl. That is my idea of what I'd like to look like.

Cher

Some die too young, some die too old; the precept sounds strange, but die at the right age

Friedrich Nietzsche

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

Benjamin Franklin

Students rarely disappoint teachers who assure them in advance that they are doomed to failure.

Sidney Hook

Religion and Science are two aspects of social life, of which the former has been important as far back as we know anything of man

Bertrand Russell, , Religion and

Art is an invention of aesthetics, which in turn is an invention of philosophers... What we call art is a game.

Octavio Paz

The actor who lets the dust accumulate on his Ibsen, his Shakespeare, and his Bible, but pores greedily over every little column of theatrical news, is a lost soul.

Minnie Maddern Fiske, Mrs. Fiske

Politeness is as much concerned in answering letters within a reasonable time, as it is in returning a bow, immediately.

Lord Chesterfield