Quote by Orson Scott Card
The Lord took twice the time making thee, Alvin Smith, cause it took that long to put the mischief in.
Summary
This quote suggests that the person referred to as Alvin Smith was created with mischievous tendencies. It implies that the Lord took extra time in crafting this individual because they needed double the attention to incorporate mischief into their personality. This statement humorously highlights the mischievous nature of Alvin Smith and playfully suggests that it required special effort from the divine creator.