Quote by Mickey Rooney

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100, 000 short.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last

Summary

This quote is a humorous and sarcastic response to the question of someone's height. Instead of referring to physical height, the speaker cleverly interprets it as a reference to their financial state following a divorce. The quote suggests that the divorce settlement or financial difficulties resulting from the divorce may have left the speaker significantly lacking or "short" on funds, hence the humorous response of being "$100,000 short." It highlights the speaker's wit and provides a lighthearted perspective on a potentially sensitive topic.

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Divorce

By Mickey Rooney

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