There are lots of people out there who think they know the truth about God and religion, but does anybody really know for sure? That's why the founding fathers built freedom of religious belief into the structure of this nation, so that everybody could make up their minds for themselves.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

Graham Norton

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

Irving Kristol

One must be something in order to do something.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Don't count your owls before they are delivered.

J.K. Rowling

Good shot, bad luck and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.

Virginia Graham

When I'm in love, I can't stand anyone.

Stefano Benni

I wanted to be a mechanic. When I was 14 I wanted to quit school and go work on my car. But my dad said Son, you shouldn't do that. You should stay in school until your education is finished, and when you're done, don't make your hobby your job.

Eric Bana

As the age of television progresses the Reagans will be the rule, not the exception. To be perfect for television is all a President has to be these days.

Gore Vidal

Love has reasons which reason cannot understand.

Blaise Pascal

Only the truth which was acquired by your own thinking, through the efforts of your intellect, becomes a member of your own body, and only this truth really belongs to us.

Leo Tolstoy

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

Mitch Hedberg

Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others

Helen Keller